“…Hey Chris. I’m Alice, from Massachusetts. In my dorm room at college there was a squirrel family that used to live in the wall; the photo attached is of one of them peeking out from under the roof outside, a couple months ago. They were incredibly annoying, making thrashing and purring noises at all hours of the night and day… that is, until we called the groundskeepers and got them to board up the holes in the roof… now we don’t know if they’re still in there, starved and dead, or if they escaped in time…”
